It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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