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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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