Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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