I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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