im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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