Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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