i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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