Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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