the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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