i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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