you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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