Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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