Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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