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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.

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(325): View more from Texas

Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.

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(434): View more from Virginia

my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.

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(260): View more from Indiana

It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.

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(602): View more from Arizona

You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

sex on a bike is impossible

(1-414): View more from Wisconsin

challenge accepted

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(619): View more from California

He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.

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