apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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