Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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