I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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