And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
