Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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