You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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