Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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