Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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