He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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