i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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