R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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