the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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