can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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