I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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