Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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