can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
