Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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