Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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