Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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