she was so not down for the gang bang
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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