I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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