The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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