biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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