Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
birth control should be required to get into college
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
