if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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