i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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