So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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