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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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