I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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