Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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