The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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