I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Holy shit dude........stairs
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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