is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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