So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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