I look better un-naked...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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