think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
