Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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