She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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