well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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