Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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