sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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